[ Dear whatever heavenly being is watching over him, his great ancestors, his family's cow, etc.
Wei Wuxian is slowly dying. From hunger.
Well, not really. He's been living off insane junk food for a while due to being broke as hell. HE WANTS TO GO OUT DRINKING. HE WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN, DAMN IT.
So that's why he has resigned to making himself a dating profile online. He's heard of people doing this before... finding people online through dating apps and then setting up a date for a free meal. It would be really sleazy to con someone younger than him into paying for his meal.
Wei Wuxian still has morales. He is a gentleman.
And this gentleman is m/22/within distance from you. Looking for older men or women to enjoy a nice night together.
Because surely older men and women are loaded and ready to take care of his three-year-old ass for the night.
So that's why, heavenly being, great ancestors, family cow... Wei Wuxian isn't asking you guys to prepare a welcoming party for when he ascends. (.... He is going to ascend, right???) He's asking for forgiveness as he photoshops a buffer body (his twink form might not be enough to attract someone) onto his most recent picture and uses it as his profile picture. He's asking forgiveness when he readily chats up the poor victim that hits him up first. He's asking forgiveness for turning them into a free meal ticket.
But damn it, he's doing this in order to survive!! He's gotta live to carry on that family name!! He'll accept any punishments that will come his way... after he successfully finishes this date. ]
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Wei Wuxian is slowly dying. From hunger.
Well, not really. He's been living off insane junk food for a while due to being broke as hell. HE WANTS TO GO OUT DRINKING. HE WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN, DAMN IT.
So that's why he has resigned to making himself a dating profile online. He's heard of people doing this before... finding people online through dating apps and then setting up a date for a free meal. It would be really sleazy to con someone younger than him into paying for his meal.
Wei Wuxian still has morales. He is a gentleman.
And this gentleman is m/22/within distance from you. Looking for older men or women to enjoy a nice night together.
Because surely older men and women are loaded and ready to take care of his
three-year-oldass for the night.So that's why, heavenly being, great ancestors, family cow... Wei Wuxian isn't asking you guys to prepare a welcoming party for when he ascends. (.... He is going to ascend, right???) He's asking for forgiveness as he photoshops a buffer body (his twink form might not be enough to attract someone) onto his most recent picture and uses it as his profile picture. He's asking forgiveness when he readily chats up the poor victim that hits him up first. He's asking forgiveness for turning them into a free meal ticket.
But damn it, he's doing this in order to survive!! He's gotta live to carry on that family name!! He'll accept any punishments that will come his way... after he successfully finishes this date. ]