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collectsun2019-10-03 06:31 pm
waifi) wrote in collectsun2019-10-03 06:31 pm
In which WWX can't afford to date but does it anyway
A. Wei Wuxian invites your character on a date. Ends up making your character pay for everything because he is a poor gege.
BUT WHAT IF BOTH CHARACTERS ARE POOR?????
This becomes a series of dine and dash dates. (where WWX decides it's an extra good idea to leave an IOU slip on the table.) You either encourage it after the first few times or throw him to the dogs. (please don't throw him to the dogs.)
b. In which WWX is acting 3 years old and wants his date to baby him.
"AAAAAAAAA!! I'm tired, let me lean against you :3c" I'll flesh this one out more.
C. Modern AU. (This can start as text-style log turned into action?)
Dating app thing where WWX is catfishing your character????? idk, he's stupid and shameless. Also, i just want an excuse for WWX to spam emojis at people over the internet.
Why is all of this dating???
I dunno, it's been months since i RP'd and I'm thirsty.
Open to more ideas if you want something more wholesome???? Worse dates??? (Is that even possible???)
SEXY THINGS???
BUT WHAT IF BOTH CHARACTERS ARE POOR?????
This becomes a series of dine and dash dates. (where WWX decides it's an extra good idea to leave an IOU slip on the table.) You either encourage it after the first few times or throw him to the dogs. (please don't throw him to the dogs.)
b. In which WWX is acting 3 years old and wants his date to baby him.
"AAAAAAAAA!! I'm tired, let me lean against you :3c" I'll flesh this one out more.
C. Modern AU. (This can start as text-style log turned into action?)
Dating app thing where WWX is catfishing your character????? idk, he's stupid and shameless. Also, i just want an excuse for WWX to spam emojis at people over the internet.
Why is all of this dating???
I dunno, it's been months since i RP'd and I'm thirsty.
Open to more ideas if you want something more wholesome???? Worse dates??? (Is that even possible???)
what if all of them
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Wei Wuxian is slowly dying. From hunger.
Well, not really. He's been living off insane junk food for a while due to being broke as hell. HE WANTS TO GO OUT DRINKING. HE WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN, DAMN IT.
So that's why he has resigned to making himself a dating profile online. He's heard of people doing this before... finding people online through dating apps and then setting up a date for a free meal. It would be really sleazy to con someone younger than him into paying for his meal.
Wei Wuxian still has morales. He is a gentleman.
And this gentleman is m/22/within distance from you. Looking for older men or women to enjoy a nice night together.
Because surely older men and women are loaded and ready to take care of his
three-year-oldass for the night.So that's why, heavenly being, great ancestors, family cow... Wei Wuxian isn't asking you guys to prepare a welcoming party for when he ascends. (.... He is going to ascend, right???) He's asking for forgiveness as he photoshops a buffer body (his twink form might not be enough to attract someone) onto his most recent picture and uses it as his profile picture. He's asking forgiveness when he readily chats up the poor victim that hits him up first. He's asking forgiveness for turning them into a free meal ticket.
But damn it, he's doing this in order to survive!! He's gotta live to carry on that family name!! He'll accept any punishments that will come his way... after he successfully finishes this date. ]
NICE SPAM, NIGERIAN PRINCE
He got swiped. Her siblings pretending to be her, and chat him up. He's cute, they said! He's also tall!! 22 IS OLDER THAN SHE IS IN APPEARANCE!!! ASIAN BOY, SO WILL MAKE THE ANCESTORS (what ancestors) PROUD. ALSO BUFF BODY, SO HOT.
So they are now prompting him for a date.
Meanwhile Vietnam is at work and totally not expecting anything.]
Where shall we meet ;) I'm looking forward to meeting you.
[Meanwhile, Vietnam sneezes.]
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[ free dinner, free dinner.
free dinner that suits his taste. Even better. ]
A
Hey, don’t tell me you don’t have money again?!
10 Ways Paying Bills Can Suck the Life Out of You
[ That nervous laughter doesn't sound very good. He wanted to avoid answering by stuffing his face with more food. It's rude to talk with your mouth full after all!! But the plates were emptying...
Welp. ]
Sorry, you don't mind picking up the check again, right?? I'll take care of it next time!!
[ Says Wei-no-money-xian. ]
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Well, "friendship" ]
Fine, fine. But if you don't I'll take that sword off you as payment.
[ :thonk: ]
Or the flute.
[ more thonking ]
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[ Since the sword seals itself completely if it doesn't recognize the presence of Wei Wuxian's golden core.
Now as for Chenqing... ]
Hm. You know how to play the flute?